The first movie review for the new year is one that makes you either make you weary of your twin, or grateful that you were not a twin. Time to check out the 2009 movie, The Unborn.
The Unborn tells us the story of Casey, a collage student who all of a sudden is being haunted by a literal bright eyed, creepy boy. She first dismisses the sightings, (even though she was given a very creepy and violent warning from a kid whom she was baby sitting) until more odd things start to happen. Things like big bad bugs, having vision problems where she is seeing the boy and eerie messages, and the big thing, her eye starts changing color. After learning that she was actually a twin, she starts getting clues left behind by her deceased mother, and is told that what she is being haunted by is actually a dybbuk. A demon from Jewish lore that wishes to enter the world of the living. Casey must then find a way to defeat the evil dybbuk before everyone she cares about ends up dead.
The beginning was a bit boring to be honest. Aside from the weird dog and kid. Main character talking to her friend on the phone about dreams, walking around in her girl version of tighty whities. Trivial things. There were some decent jump scares, and one awesome possession scene. This old guy going into a really cool contortion, head twisting thing. That actually caught my attention. The Jewish lore and roots was also really interesting. A nice change from the usual Catholic lore we are more familiar with. Aside from the brilliant Gary Oldman and the two creepy kids, the acting could of been better. I felt that her screaming was more believable than her line delivery. But that's just an opinion.
All in all, this movie wasn't terrible. I mean, I've seen worse. But this one seems like more of a movie that you watch when your bored and there is nothing to watch even on cable. Unless you want to see that possesion scene. Then you can probably find it on Youtube. Now pardon me while I smash all the mirrors in my place cause apparently they are doorways from the spirit world to ours...not in my house you evil twin!!!
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Friday, December 16, 2016
American Poltergeist
Ever sat down to watch a movie and as you watch you think, 'I should go and do the dishes'. That's what I felt as I watched this travesty of a movie. My fellow horror movie fans, prepare for the worst telling of the Lizzie Borden story ever!
As I said, this film revolves around the Lizzie Borden legend. A group of collage students decide to move into the supposedly historical Borden house, unaware of its history. One of the girls apparently is a descendant of the Borden's. A fact she is unaware of. Upon getting into the house, the girl feels that there is something wrong and soon her and her friends are fighting the spirit of Lizzie Borden.
If I sound bored, its because I was. I mean...what the hell was that???? Seriously! I've seen bumper stickers with more depth than this. First off, the camera work was not even mediocre It looked like a really piss poor collage student film that got an 'F'. The acting was just as bad. It was horrible. I'm all for bringing in no-name actors, but only if they got skill. I've seen porn stars deliver more believable lines. The characters, I couldn't care less of. I was actually waiting for them to drop dead so the movie could end. I don't even remember their names. And don't get me started on the so called Borden house. It was a modern day nightmare. I would never believe that house was over 100 years old.
I would not recommend this movie to my worst enemy. It would violate the Geneva Convention. If your looking to get so bored that you decide to do house work, be my guest. I know I was inspired to get my housework done. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna watch some Ghost Adventures. You get a history lesson, a half decent scare, and guys yelling 'bro' and 'dude'.
As I said, this film revolves around the Lizzie Borden legend. A group of collage students decide to move into the supposedly historical Borden house, unaware of its history. One of the girls apparently is a descendant of the Borden's. A fact she is unaware of. Upon getting into the house, the girl feels that there is something wrong and soon her and her friends are fighting the spirit of Lizzie Borden.
If I sound bored, its because I was. I mean...what the hell was that???? Seriously! I've seen bumper stickers with more depth than this. First off, the camera work was not even mediocre It looked like a really piss poor collage student film that got an 'F'. The acting was just as bad. It was horrible. I'm all for bringing in no-name actors, but only if they got skill. I've seen porn stars deliver more believable lines. The characters, I couldn't care less of. I was actually waiting for them to drop dead so the movie could end. I don't even remember their names. And don't get me started on the so called Borden house. It was a modern day nightmare. I would never believe that house was over 100 years old.
I would not recommend this movie to my worst enemy. It would violate the Geneva Convention. If your looking to get so bored that you decide to do house work, be my guest. I know I was inspired to get my housework done. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna watch some Ghost Adventures. You get a history lesson, a half decent scare, and guys yelling 'bro' and 'dude'.
Saturday, November 12, 2016
The Witches
Not all movies of witches is of horror. Some are actually great for kids to watch as this 1990 film can claim. Now we must pay tribute to the legendary movie, The Witches.
The Witches, starring Anjelica Huston, tells the story of a young boy named Luke and his grandma who tells hims tales of witches. She tells him about their deep hatred towards children and how to spot them. During a vacation by the sea side, Luke finds the grand high witch holding a meeting with all of the witches of England. When he is discovered, they transform him into a mouse. Now him and his grandma must find a way to break the spell and stop the witches before they do the same to all the children of England.
I have this movie on my shelf and have watched it many times. It never gets old. With wonderful puppetry done by the talented crew of Jim Henson productions, this movie is plan awesome! The acting of Anjelica Huston is phenomenal. One of her best roles since The Addams Family.
I can't praise this movie enough. You should see it if you haven't. You will not be disappointed. Also guess what? This movie is actually based on a book. A book! Man, I got to read more...
The Witches, starring Anjelica Huston, tells the story of a young boy named Luke and his grandma who tells hims tales of witches. She tells him about their deep hatred towards children and how to spot them. During a vacation by the sea side, Luke finds the grand high witch holding a meeting with all of the witches of England. When he is discovered, they transform him into a mouse. Now him and his grandma must find a way to break the spell and stop the witches before they do the same to all the children of England.
I have this movie on my shelf and have watched it many times. It never gets old. With wonderful puppetry done by the talented crew of Jim Henson productions, this movie is plan awesome! The acting of Anjelica Huston is phenomenal. One of her best roles since The Addams Family.
I can't praise this movie enough. You should see it if you haven't. You will not be disappointed. Also guess what? This movie is actually based on a book. A book! Man, I got to read more...
Friday, November 4, 2016
Uncaged
Time for werewolves, awkward situations, insanity, and blood. Did that hype it up for ya a little? Hope so, cause its another 'eh', werewolf flick. Lets begin before we all go berserk.
This movie tells us the story of Jack, a guy who after his eighteenth birthday gets a mysterious letter from his Uncle to visit his home in the country. His cousin and friend join him and from there things get weird. After the night of the first full moon, Jack wakes up outside, naked and afraid. Actually just naked and not sure how he ended up outside. Using his friends GoPro, Jack discovers his family's dark secret after watching himself kill. Now he must make sure to cage up the beast within before he kills again.
I love werewolves. Love the lore of lycans. And this movie was, as I said before, 'eh'. The beginning sort of gives you the idea that the movie itself is based on a comic. Wait hold on...nope. Just looked online for a comic called Uncaged and its totally different than what the movie is about. The idea came to mind cause they used a bunch of comic art styles for it in some of the cut scenes and back stories. I'm not saying that movies that are not based on comics should not use the art form, but its implied when you see it. Anyways, the story itself is your average werewolf story. Dude learns he has a curse, tries to find ways to keep himself from killing, blah blah, howl howl. They do try to make it more interesting I guess when they add a bit of a side story with a survivor of Jacks first killing spree. But it just seems like such a last minute thought that you wonder why they did it in the first place.
The movie is not horrible, but its not something you need to go and watch immediately I'd wait until absolutely nothing is on and you are just bored and need background noise. I can't get over the werewolf make up. I get that it was a low budget film, but come on. We need more werewolves like in Underworld. Man those lycans rocked. Makes me want to go out and howl at the full moon. Dang, no full moon tonight. Oh well, gonna howl anyways....AARRRROOOOOOOO!
This movie tells us the story of Jack, a guy who after his eighteenth birthday gets a mysterious letter from his Uncle to visit his home in the country. His cousin and friend join him and from there things get weird. After the night of the first full moon, Jack wakes up outside, naked and afraid. Actually just naked and not sure how he ended up outside. Using his friends GoPro, Jack discovers his family's dark secret after watching himself kill. Now he must make sure to cage up the beast within before he kills again.
I love werewolves. Love the lore of lycans. And this movie was, as I said before, 'eh'. The beginning sort of gives you the idea that the movie itself is based on a comic. Wait hold on...nope. Just looked online for a comic called Uncaged and its totally different than what the movie is about. The idea came to mind cause they used a bunch of comic art styles for it in some of the cut scenes and back stories. I'm not saying that movies that are not based on comics should not use the art form, but its implied when you see it. Anyways, the story itself is your average werewolf story. Dude learns he has a curse, tries to find ways to keep himself from killing, blah blah, howl howl. They do try to make it more interesting I guess when they add a bit of a side story with a survivor of Jacks first killing spree. But it just seems like such a last minute thought that you wonder why they did it in the first place.
The movie is not horrible, but its not something you need to go and watch immediately I'd wait until absolutely nothing is on and you are just bored and need background noise. I can't get over the werewolf make up. I get that it was a low budget film, but come on. We need more werewolves like in Underworld. Man those lycans rocked. Makes me want to go out and howl at the full moon. Dang, no full moon tonight. Oh well, gonna howl anyways....AARRRROOOOOOOO!
Monday, October 31, 2016
Happy Halloween!
Creatures of the night unite! Its Halloween!!! That wonderful time of year where candy is a meal and ghouls are the in crowd! Its also that time of year where you pull out all those wonderful horror movies to watch. So if your wondering what are some of the best horror movies to watch to keep that spirit of Halloween going all night long, may I present to you the updated The Pulse Halloween Movie Selection!
-The Nightmare Before Christmas
-The Addams Family
-Trick r Treat
-Night of the Living Dead (Original and Remake)
-Halloween (Original Version)
-Bram Stokers Dracula
-Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
-Grave Encounters 1&2
-Elvira; Mistress of the Dark
-Elvira's Haunted Hills
-Nightmare on Elm Street
-REC 1,2,3,4
-PumpkinHead
-Frankenweenie
-From Dusk Till Dawn
-The Craft
-Hocus Pocus
-The Exorcist
-Childs Play (All Chucky movies)
-Tales from the Darkside
-Sleepy Hollow
-Sinister
-Transylvania 6-5000
-The Frighteners
-House on Haunted Hill
-Scream
-Nothing But Trouble
-Annabelle
-The Conjouring 1 and 2
-Monster House
-Young Frankenstein
-Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies
-Crimson Peak
-Hellraiser
-Extraordinary Tales
-Misery
-Tucker and Dale VS. Evil
-Mama
-Friday the 13th
These are but a few of the epic horror and thriller movies out there that would fit this day perfectly. Some you may recognize from our last post of Horror Pulse picks for Halloween. Do you know some great Halloween movies that keep the spirit of this creepy night going? Let us know. Until next review everyone...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Sunday, October 23, 2016
The Presence (Die Prasenz)
From the great country of Germany, a mockumentary of three friends, a creepy castle, and a bunch of loud noises that make you jump.
A couple of college students named Markus and Lukas decide to go on a trip to a old castle rumored to be haunted. Markus brings his girlfriend Rebecca with them, who is not happy with the idea. They tell about the dark history of the castle, they settle in and during their stay something dark and sinister comes to not only to make noise and move doors, but to bring them face to face with the terror they wish to document.
Now nearly all horror mocumentaries are the same. Shaky camera, loud noises, and some jump scares that usually involve some loud noises. The Presence delivers all and even some that help with the illusion of it being 'found footage'. One being the camera doing odd things on its own such as moving or malfunctioning because of the presence of a spirit.
This movie does deliver a lot of good scares. The only thing going against it is that when you learn about the history of the castle, they seem to just gloss over it leaving a gap in the story that helps to explain why things are happening. They do give a brief discussion of the dark history and if I may add incest like history of the castle. Other than that there is that story gap that just drives ya crazy. At least me. I like completion. Typical, I know. But I am what I am.
Anyways, final thought: good with the scares, ok with the story. If your were doing a mockumentary horror night, you could add it. If you don't mind subtitles. If you don't like reading than don't watch this. I will say this...loved the kitchen, not too keen on having a door that leads to a dungeon in the kitchen. Plus poltergeist are so noisy. Excuse me! I'm trying to sleep! Put those chairs back!
A couple of college students named Markus and Lukas decide to go on a trip to a old castle rumored to be haunted. Markus brings his girlfriend Rebecca with them, who is not happy with the idea. They tell about the dark history of the castle, they settle in and during their stay something dark and sinister comes to not only to make noise and move doors, but to bring them face to face with the terror they wish to document.
Now nearly all horror mocumentaries are the same. Shaky camera, loud noises, and some jump scares that usually involve some loud noises. The Presence delivers all and even some that help with the illusion of it being 'found footage'. One being the camera doing odd things on its own such as moving or malfunctioning because of the presence of a spirit.
This movie does deliver a lot of good scares. The only thing going against it is that when you learn about the history of the castle, they seem to just gloss over it leaving a gap in the story that helps to explain why things are happening. They do give a brief discussion of the dark history and if I may add incest like history of the castle. Other than that there is that story gap that just drives ya crazy. At least me. I like completion. Typical, I know. But I am what I am.
Anyways, final thought: good with the scares, ok with the story. If your were doing a mockumentary horror night, you could add it. If you don't mind subtitles. If you don't like reading than don't watch this. I will say this...loved the kitchen, not too keen on having a door that leads to a dungeon in the kitchen. Plus poltergeist are so noisy. Excuse me! I'm trying to sleep! Put those chairs back!
Saturday, September 10, 2016
The Curse of Sleeping Beauty
Ah, the story of Sleeping Beauty. Who doesn't know this tale? From the Disney version to the down right dark version, this story has been told over and over. Now we get a new spin on this classic tale...but its not as good as you'd want it to be.
We are introduced to Thomas Kaizer. A near shut in artist who dreams of...you guessed it...a beautiful woman who is sleeping. He later learns that he had an uncle who has died and left his big house full of mannequins and dust to him. With the help of his new found friend Linda and her friend Richard, Thomas learns that his family is actually cursed and the sleeping girl, whose name is actually Briar Rose, is the key to it. But they must fight djinns, a creature called the Veiled Demon, and decode an old book to find the truth. And the truth is something I think anyone who watches it would of guessed after a while.
To be honest I had a bit of high hopes for this movie. I mean, the beginning was a bit interesting, and when I saw Briar Rose's outfit you just think, 'wow, that's cool'. But then as it goes on, you are just trying to look for anything more interesting to focus on...like the mannequins. Seriously, you are more interested in the mannequins than the story itself. It has some fairly decent creepy spooks and the evil live mannequins were not too shabby. Plus Briar Roes' outfit, again, was really awesome, and the dream sequences were not bad. But to be honest you loose interest in between scenes and you would either have to watch the movie one more time or wiki it to get what the frack they were talking about. Mostly cause you lost interest and you started drifting.
This movie seemed like it had potential. I'd like to think it did, but it fell short fast when they waited to just squeeze everything in at the very end. Plus some things are not explained properly. Examples are; why were Thomas' family cursed in the first place? Why were them djinn creatures there? And why didn't anyone before Thomas think to just take the book, decipher it and figure things out that way? Just a bunch of things glazed over to quick for my taste. I'd have to watch it again to figure it out. No, screw that. I'm just gonna take a nap. Maybe dream up that awesome dress. Yeah, that would look so good on me...
We are introduced to Thomas Kaizer. A near shut in artist who dreams of...you guessed it...a beautiful woman who is sleeping. He later learns that he had an uncle who has died and left his big house full of mannequins and dust to him. With the help of his new found friend Linda and her friend Richard, Thomas learns that his family is actually cursed and the sleeping girl, whose name is actually Briar Rose, is the key to it. But they must fight djinns, a creature called the Veiled Demon, and decode an old book to find the truth. And the truth is something I think anyone who watches it would of guessed after a while.
To be honest I had a bit of high hopes for this movie. I mean, the beginning was a bit interesting, and when I saw Briar Rose's outfit you just think, 'wow, that's cool'. But then as it goes on, you are just trying to look for anything more interesting to focus on...like the mannequins. Seriously, you are more interested in the mannequins than the story itself. It has some fairly decent creepy spooks and the evil live mannequins were not too shabby. Plus Briar Roes' outfit, again, was really awesome, and the dream sequences were not bad. But to be honest you loose interest in between scenes and you would either have to watch the movie one more time or wiki it to get what the frack they were talking about. Mostly cause you lost interest and you started drifting.
This movie seemed like it had potential. I'd like to think it did, but it fell short fast when they waited to just squeeze everything in at the very end. Plus some things are not explained properly. Examples are; why were Thomas' family cursed in the first place? Why were them djinn creatures there? And why didn't anyone before Thomas think to just take the book, decipher it and figure things out that way? Just a bunch of things glazed over to quick for my taste. I'd have to watch it again to figure it out. No, screw that. I'm just gonna take a nap. Maybe dream up that awesome dress. Yeah, that would look so good on me...
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