Thursday, February 28, 2013

Slither


N: Slither your way into a picture show that will leave you squrming and screaming for more. Just be given and taken by this alien host  that will surly take over you insides and your mind. Thus flick has a Little bit of goofy fun, but when it gets down to business its all about blasting these little worms away.
 

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Hansel and Gretel

N: A trial of blood soaked mayhem spilled across the movie screen as this gritty portrayal of a classic fairy tale becomes an interpretation of a quick action horror flick. The famous Hansel
and Gretel adapted to a life of hunting down every sort of witch that evil could serve up brings out the big guns, sending a rain of carnage across the screen. thus, an epic battle ensues when the head of all  witches goes after these two cunning hunters, but the witch is no match. Though, I won't spill my guts and so I'll just dangle some candy to entice you to watch for yourself.

D: Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods, and emerged as arse kicking witch hunters! Yes I can go on and repeat what my sweet counterpart has told you, or I can give my big final rant and rave.
So freaking awesome! The outfits that the siblings were toting rocked, the weapons were killer (literally and figuratively), and the witches...oh those witches were a sweet change to what you traditionally see in the films.
If you want to see something with action, gore, trash talk, epic weapons, and a couple of hot witch hunting siblings, see this movie. It makes you WISH that the original story was this action packed. My only question is Gretel, were did you get that outfit and do they have it in my size?

Friday, February 15, 2013

The Frighteners

N: Be prepared as you wander into a dark twisted-black comedy horror flick. Containing all the oozing, ghostly, and ghastly-slasher theatrics one would want. I'd say for the most part the effects are well established for an older film. Thus, while vengeance has seeded itself in a small town, Frank Banister played by Michael J. Fox must uncover this bazaar mystery of deaths that have been wreaking havoc. However Mr. Banister has one thing that will allow him to prevail and that he has a spacial gift. As the reaper seduces us into its slayings this paranormal flic captures my heart.

Friday, February 1, 2013

The Burrowers

N: All in all I've always enjoyed good westerns. Clint Eastwood being my favorite western actor, and always besides the beatiful untouched lands we have gun slingers, and shoot outs. Though here is a slightly horrifying twist to a western. If you want to call it any twist at all. Though the movie seems to have a basic plot it became rather confusing and over drawn. When the quietness of life is ripped apart by a mysterious force only questions linger and a mystery draw you deeper into a foreboding tale-mostly told by some Native Americans that get became involved. Now the hunt is on, but who is hunting who? Its a battle between the underground dwellers and the group of survives that must defeat this wrath. Yet the Native Americans are also opening fire and causing extra caring.

The Corridor

N: In this dramatic syfy thriller/horrifying flick of blood soaked savagery; we are sucked into a Twilight Zone sort of ordeal and it seems no escape from the daunting reality can be found. The setting involves a group of long time child hood friends and a short vacation retreat, which from the get go seems like a reasonable idea. However, soon an epic battle of wit and survival  becomes unleashed like a viral plague, as a discovery deep in the forest unleashes madness within the group. With a warped beginning that sets the stage, and the beautiful cinematography of nature and even bloodshed one can only keep watching. Though beware as the madness unfolds life's shall change forever. Keep away from the corridor.