The Nun

Hello my beloved spook lovers! Did you miss me? I've been busy with this whole life thing. Going on adventures and such. But I have returned from the catacombs and now I'm back in the spook games. And what lovely creepy film will we be talking about? Aside from clowns, what other character creeps one out? Possessed nuns! Get out they crucifix and get ready to learn about the movie, The Nun.

Part of The Conjuring world, The Nun introduces us to the origins of the evil nun we saw in Conjuring 2. We are sent to the 1950s in Romania. There in a castle we witness the death of a nun, who seems to of committed suicide. After the discovery, the Vatican sends out father Burke, a 'miracle' hunter, and a novic nun named Irene who hasn't taken her vows yet. They are taken to the castle by a young man called Frenchy, who discovered the dead nun. During the first night, some horrifying events take place that lead Burke and Irene (who apparently has visions), to believe that a great evil resides in the castle and is attacking the nuns who reside in it. Soon, Irene, Burke, and Frenchy will discover the ancient evil of the demon known as...Valek.

My first thoughts on this...It was ok. I didn't hate it. I felt some things were lacking. Like, why did they bring the novice nun? Because of the whole, 'she has a gift of visions' thing? She was a neat character and the actress playing her did a good job. It's the same actress who is in a lot of the American Horror Story seasons. So yes, she was perfect. But the point is they did not really work with it like they should have. They glossed over it very quickly so it seemed to of not really mattered. Plus, I felt it didnt fit in with the Conjuring universe. With the Conjuring movies 1 and 2, you felt, at least I did, that in some crazy way it was real. Yes things were over exaggerated, and seemed off, but it worked cause it had some subtlety up to the menacing chaos to come. With this movie, it just throws everything at you. Scary begining, quick intro to main characters, crazy superstition, hey look creepy, screaming, evil stuff, and the beat goes on.

Now for the positive; it was a good story. If you let go of the fact that this is supposed to be part of the Conjuring universe, which is based on true events, and this is totally made up and not based on anything, it's a good movie. Got some interesting characters, nice settings, interesting villain with a back story. Maybe not that spooky, but it had some good points. And I was intrigued throughout the movie. The actors were great I thought, and the atmosphere was great.

My final brain waves on this; it's a decent movie. Not scary, but I think worth a watch. I may get it to add to my collection when it comes out, if I get off my bum and do so. I still have mixed emotions on it, and will have to watch it again to fully grasp it. Till then, I think this will go in the limbo file. Now I must go and make sure that nuns are not possessed. I throw this holy water in your face potential evil one! Ahhh! She's chasing me with her ruler!!

A Quiet Place

Hello my spooklings! Did you miss me? I missed you. But we must be as silent as can be. Cause something wicked and with super sonic hearing may come hunting us. Yes fresh from the theaters, I bring you the unique thrilling movie, A Quiet Place.

The movie introduces us to a post apocalyptic like world not filled with people and hardly any noises (other than the wind and such). We see a family of five (father, mother, eldest daughter, middle son, and youngest son) searching in a small pharmacy store for supplies. The first thing we learn is that the family is fluent in sign language and uses it to communicate not just because talking would  mean certain death, but also because the eldest daughter can't hear. During their supply run, the youngest boy finds a rocket ship that he wants. But because it makes loud noises, his father tells him he can't have it. His sister gives it to him and on their way home (SPOILER ALERT) the boy puts in the batteries that were taken out and the rocket comes to life, thus ending the boys life as the creatures that use super hearing to find their pray, locates them and kills the boy. A year later the mother is pregnant and the father is trying to not only find more survivors, but to also figure out a way to defend his family against the monsters. But when danger could come with just a single sound, how can a simple family protect themselves against a foe that seems to have no weaknesses?

This movie was AWESOME!!! When I saw this, I was at the edge of my seat. Well, more of cowering in and staying as quiet as possible. The way they did this movie was brilliant. In most thrillers that rely on loud noises and music to induce fear, this movie uses it justifiably and perfectly. During some scenes with the deaf daughter, you don't hear a thing. Kind of like showing you how she experiences the world. And when they bring back the noise, you feel relief but have an appreciation of the situation and have more of a connection with her. The other cool thing is, that the actress playing the deaf daughter, is actually deaf. So its more realistic. And when the whole cast is not talking, their acting seems so much more, better. Since they can't use vocal words, their expressions and gestures seem to have more to them. You can feel the fear, you can feel the joy. So much is being said without being said. Of course they start talking at times, and you just think, 'Oh. Talking. Ok'. But its still so great!

As you can see I have very few complaints about this movie. The characters are good, the story is good. I think the only complaint I have is that the creatures look very CG. But in a way, that doesn't matter. The story and how its told is great. And that's what matters. I highly recommend this. It is worth seeing in theaters. Go and enjoy, but try not to make a sound...get gummies instead. Less noise.  Shhhhhhh....

The Boy

My little Spooklings. Possessed dolls seem to be a thing. They are sold on ebay, featured on well known TV shows about ghost hunting. Even featured in museums. Babysitting is also a well known theme in the horror franchise. The Halloween movie had babysitters. And of course, the infamous "When a stranger calls'. Now the question is this; would you babysit a possessed doll? Well this chick in our feature movie has! Lets take a look at what happens when babysitter meets doll in, 'The Boy'.

Greta, an American woman, travels to the UK for a nanny position. At the large house, she meets her employers, the Heelshires. She also meets the charming grocery delivery guy. Soon she is introduced to the Heelshires son, Brahms, who is actually a near life sized doll. When the folks leave for a vacation, they leave a list of rules that they claim must be followed. Greta at first doesn't take her job seriously until strange things start happening and she learns that the real Brahms died years ago. She is convinced that the doll houses the spirit of the little boy and dedicates herself to caring for the doll. It's not  long though till she discovers that this spirit is not your average spook, and things are not as simple as a spirit possessed doll.

Now, I am torn with this flick. On one hand, its an interesting story. Not a new one, but interesting. On the other hand, it wasn't scary at all. Sure there were some tense moments, and the big twist was not bad. But there were no real 'on the edge of my seat' parts. As for the twist, it was a surreal moment. But when you think back on it, and watch it a second time, your like, 'duh! Why didn't I see that coming? It makes more sense!' If we were to compare it to a movie with a twist like 6th Sense, we would have one weak movie. With 6th Sense, we not only enjoy the twist, but the story intrigues us and we love watching it over and over even though we know the twist. With this one, you see it once, learn the twist, watch it a second time just to connect the dots, then you go 'done!'

In a nice wrap up, I can't say that I didn't like it, but I can't say that I would run out and buy it. It was nice to see Lauren Cohen out of the zombie world. She is a good actress, though I think she has got to be tired of doing an American accent. Anyways, this is a movie that one would watch just to have background noise. Plus there are so many movies about possessed dolls. Why not a possessed My Little Pony? Look at the sweet pony mama. Aaahhrrrhhhggg!!!! Its eating my toes! Bad pony!!

The Night Flier

Salutations fellow lovers of nightly creatures. I may have said this before, but my favorite spook creature is the vampire. So charming, so dark, so blood hungry. They can be ugly blood suckers that would rip out your throat without hesitation. Or they can be beautiful seducers that drain you of your life fluids and you wouldn't care. The other option is, both! At least that's what you get in this vampire flick. But you also get a vampire that not only can be a handsome charmer with a tendency to look monstrous. You get a blood sucker that can fly an airplane! Lets check out Stephen Kings, The Night Flier.

Based off of Stephen Kings book of the same name, The Night Flier follows the story of a serial killer who goes to tiny secluded airports and kills the night workers. The sensational story has caught the attention of a tabloid magazine. A reporter for the magazine, Richard Dees, is sent out to investigate this mysterious pilot. During his investigation he figures that the killer thinks that he is more than human, and that there is more to this case than meets the eyes. Soon Dees finds himself thrown into the dark bloody world of the vampire and the question remains, how far will he go for this story?

For a movie from 1997, its not so bad. I think that the only issue I really had with this movie was the lack of information on the Night Flier himself. They give us his name, but no real history of him. It would be nice to know how he became a vampire. Most vampire stories share that information. Not this one though. Of course I can see how that can draw a person in and make this creature less human. It also give that disconnection since the vampire is always moving. So, like the characters in the movie, you feel the same distance as they do when he comes into town.

Aside from some cheesy, campy scenes, this movie is pretty entertaining and I would recommend it. Yes, it doesn't have a lot of action, but its not about the action. At least not for this one. Its simply a game of cat and mouse between two characters. Its a movie that you sit back and relax with a glass of red wine...as you watch people get their throats ripped out and drained of their blood. By a vampire pilot...who wears a black and red cape. Note to self; do not get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing an old school vampire cape.

Winchester

Hello spooklings! I have returned. Been a long, long time hasn't it? I had a few things to deal with. Holidays for one. The other is work. These reviews don't pay well. But I love them. And I have returned with a piece of history. History filled with grief, guilt, and a whimsical mansion that ghost built. I bring you, Winchester.

Set in 1906, we are introduced to a drug addicted shrink named Eric Price. Price is hired by the Winchester company cause its owner, Sarah Winchester, widow of original owner, William Winchester, seems to of lost her mind. After the death of her husband and child, Sarah has slipped into a somber and depressed state of mind. Price is sent to the manor in order to determine if Sarah's mind has completely dissipated and therefore can no longer control the infamous gun company. While there, Price learns that Sarah suffers from more than just grief. She feels guilty for the deaths caused by the very weapon that made her husbands fortune. To atone, Sarah has built the mansion by direct orders from the ghosts that haunt her, so she can help them find peace. Price's logical mind is put to the test when he comes face to face with not only the ghosts that haunt Sarah, but also the ghosts who haunt his very soul.

Now if you are like me, you know about the Winchester house via an episode of Ghost Adventures...or your just more educated than I am. Before we get into the whole history vs. 'based off of a true story' spiel, my thoughts on the movie itself is this: it was ok. Yes it had some good moments, and of course some 'eh', moments. The ghost's were nice and creepy, but they made even the peaceful ones look too menacing. I can see the innocents ones looking distraught and a little on the cranky side. I would be too if I was killed for no good reason. But to clump them in even with the more sinister victims of the Winchester gun, seems I guess to me out of place. I know that in death we are all equal, but that's not my point. I suppose for me I would of liked to of seen a more distinct look for the ghosts such as, 'ok that one's a bad dude and that one's just lost and needs time to cope'. Simple. For the whole history part. Yes, I will admit, I was sitting there going, 'that's closer to the truth, that's not right, what the flesh eating virus???' Its hard not to do that. Its like watching a movie based off a book you have read. You know that they are not going to get it all right, but you still hold that expectation.

Aside from them split hairs, it was ok. I'm glad I saw it. It just wasn't that great. I'm not gonna be adding it to the collection, but I'm not going to totally dismiss it. I might see it again and change my mind, you never know. I would suggest seeing it if not just for the history. Heck it may just encourage you to do a little research yourself. Learning is fun. I may one day be able to travel to San Jose and see the haunted Winchester mansion myself. Knowing my luck I will get lost and ask a spook for directions. Excuse me creepy person whom I can see through, do you know where I can find my tour group?...and a change of pants cause you scared the living piss out of me?