The Haunting of the Whaley House

N: Gag me and tear my eyes balls out. Low and behold we geared up to watch another low budget flick. Another predictable haunting of the house with all the full fledged spectrum's and blood shed one would want. Yet the acting was boring and dull. A group of young collage students venture in after hours to get a private tour and one by one are stricken by the angry spirits. Hush I'm trying to watch. Its a vortex of a good time, however I have to condemn this movie.

D: OH....MY...GHOST! Can I be anymore bored?
Here is the run down of this movie that could of, should have been more. But noooo.
Short version...oh, my companion has told you? Well, let me fill in the voids. Girl gets pressured into taking friends to work after hours to see haunted house, they bring a psychic AND a ghost hunter just for the giggles of it, ghosts gets pissed off, everybody runs for their lives, can't escape, and just a spoiler alert...everybody dies. Oh, and they had to of known that this movie was a flop because in the middle of everything, there are bare breasts. No real reason for them to be there, they are just there. Even then your just bored. There, I saved you two hours of your life. Now if only I can get my two hours back....

Slither

N: Slither your way into a picture show that will leave you squrming and screaming for more. Just be given and taken by this alien host  that will surly take over you insides and your mind. Thus flick has a Little bit of goofy fun, but when it gets down to business its all about blasting these little worms away.

 

Hansel and Gretel

N: A trial of blood soaked mayhem spilled across the movie screen as this gritty portrayal of a classic fairy tale becomes an interpretation of a quick action horror flick. The famous Hansel
and Gretel adapted to a life of hunting down every sort of witch that evil could serve up brings out the big guns, sending a rain of carnage across the screen. thus, an epic battle ensues when the head of all  witches goes after these two cunning hunters, but the witch is no match. Though, I won't spill my guts and so I'll just dangle some candy to entice you to watch for yourself.

D: Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods, and emerged as arse kicking witch hunters! Yes I can go on and repeat what my sweet counterpart has told you, or I can give my big final rant and rave.
So freaking awesome! The outfits that the siblings were toting rocked, the weapons were killer (literally and figuratively), and the witches...oh those witches were a sweet change to what you traditionally see in the films.
If you want to see something with action, gore, trash talk, epic weapons, and a couple of hot witch hunting siblings, see this movie. It makes you WISH that the original story was this action packed. My only question is Gretel, were did you get that outfit and do they have it in my size?

The Frighteners

N: Be prepared as you wander into a dark twisted-black comedy horror flick. Containing all the oozing, ghostly, and ghastly-slasher theatrics one would want. I'd say for the most part the effects are well established for an older film. Thus, while vengeance has seeded itself in a small town, Frank Banister played by Michael J. Fox must uncover this bazaar mystery of deaths that have been wreaking havoc. However Mr. Banister has one thing that will allow him to prevail and that he has a spacial gift. As the reaper seduces us into its slayings this paranormal flic captures my heart.

The Burrowers

N: All in all I've always enjoyed good westerns. Clint Eastwood being my favorite western actor, and always besides the beatiful untouched lands we have gun slingers, and shoot outs. Though here is a slightly horrifying twist to a western. If you want to call it any twist at all. Though the movie seems to have a basic plot it became rather confusing and over drawn. When the quietness of life is ripped apart by a mysterious force only questions linger and a mystery draw you deeper into a foreboding tale-mostly told by some Native Americans that get became involved. Now the hunt is on, but who is hunting who? Its a battle between the underground dwellers and the group of survives that must defeat this wrath. Yet the Native Americans are also opening fire and causing extra caring.

The Corridor

N: In this dramatic syfy thriller/horrifying flick of blood soaked savagery; we are sucked into a Twilight Zone sort of ordeal and it seems no escape from the daunting reality can be found. The setting involves a group of long time child hood friends and a short vacation retreat, which from the get go seems like a reasonable idea. However, soon an epic battle of wit and survival  becomes unleashed like a viral plague, as a discovery deep in the forest unleashes madness within the group. With a warped beginning that sets the stage, and the beautiful cinematography of nature and even bloodshed one can only keep watching. Though beware as the madness unfolds life's shall change forever. Keep away from the corridor.

Mama

N: An intriguing masterpiece brought to by the directer Andres Muschietti, known for another favorite of mine-Pans Labyrinth. half way into the movie once the children had been left abandoned in a remote cabin deep in a the forest; some searchers eventually come upon these two girls and discover an offal horrifying scene. I was literally scared out of of wits, as the girls had transformed into wild unkempt-creature like characteristics. When you see a little girl in the darkness peering into the light, but appears to be some dog like animal scurrying about makes you want to leap off you seat and run away.
The portrayal of Mama and her protected gaze over the girls is brought to a turning point after the uncle and wife takes in the girls. Tough it takes awhile for them to re adapt to normal social conditions, still mama projects the girls...but becomes ever so jealous of the new parents and an epic primordial battle begins to wage against everyone surrounding the family. check it out while in theaters....and I swear I shall not ruin the beautiful gruesome ending.
D: We're baaaaacckk. And we brought a friend with us. Finally a horror movie worth seeing! Once again the director who brought you Pans Labyrinth brings you a creepy masterpiece.
As my loverly partner had mention its about two girls who are left alone in a abandon cabin only to be cared for by a mysterious ghost. And the end result...freaky deeky children who move like creepy little critters. They are reintroduced to society, and its soon discovered, something followed them back, and it wasn't Bigfoot.
What was so awesome about this film? Everything!! The story was wonderful, the acting was excellent, the whole thing was just too cool for the prep squad baby! There were weird scenes in the movie that made it just jump out as if Mama was sitting right next to you saying, 'check this out'. And the ending....just ducky. Recommend, recommend, recommend! See it and be amazed. There is just one thing I want to know though...whats with the moths Hollywood? Seriously, many a people are already scared of spiders, now we have to be freaked out about moths?