Saturday, September 28, 2013

Paranormal Asylum

D: Just because a movie title includes the words Paranormal, doesn't mean that it's going to be good. This movie is proof of that.
Introducing two film dudes who are working on a amateur documentary, and the fiancé who wishes to tag along. Their project is about the infamous Typhoid Mary. The cook who was a carrier of the disease yet didn't display any symptoms and made a lot of people sick. Pick up a history book and read it for yourself. Anywho, these three ding bats are hoping to get the facts behind Mary's history but instead get caught up in a haunting that just doesn't make since. And history is twisted for someone's sick pleasure.
Not only is history been taken a piss on, but also this movie. I mean, come on people. The lines were terrible, the haunting made no sense, and when certain things need explaining, you're left on your own to figure it out. Waste of the 88 minutes that this movie was. And finally, people lets get this out once and for all...Séances are BAD! You don't know what is going to come through. And when its something evil, you got only yourself to blame. Put the candles and the Ouija board down!
N: A brain schemed idea  triggers a deadly path of destruction for a small group of friends. Though I must warn you that having fancy equipment will not save you from paranormal activity nor will stupid girls who think they can hold a séance. Though I always enjoy abandoned buildings and dark forests-the asylum in this flic was not that scary and the true story of Typhoid Mary was really never told

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